Things kids say part I


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Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain the process by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and kayaks.

Q: What are steroids?
A: things for keeping the carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good by to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.
 


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