(Make sure you read all the way to the end.. Let's see if you are one of the Brighter bulbs in the box!)
I have a friend and his dad when to Jamaica for a weeks vacation..
On his return trip back home, as the plane was about to close up for the flight, two officers came on board and walked right up to his dad and said, Mr. X - I need you to exit the plane with us, we need to talk to you about a Magazine.. Mr. X complied, and the whole time he was walking with them, he was thinking about the Popular Mechanics Magazine in his carry on, and why these men wanted to discuss it..
Turns out, when he removed his Pistol from his the bag that he normally carries when car traveling around the US.. (and checked onto the plane) one of the spare Magazines fell off the bed and back into the bag..
So, Mr. X - Winds up in Jail, charged with bringing 7 explosive devices onto an aircraft.. Not a minor charge..
He sits in Jail for about a week.. He had hired a Jamaican Lawyer.. The Lawyer finally shows up the morning of the trial..
They discuss what happened.. By now, Mr. X is very worried. The Lawyer seems to be very casual about the situation and says not to worry..
They go before the Jamaican Judge in the early afternoon..
"Mr. X - You are charged with Bringing 7 explosive devices onto an International flight, how do you plea?"
The Lawyer took it from their - Explaining that Mr. X is advancing in years, and has a permit in the US to carry a firearm, but he has had a few lapses in memory and gets a little confused at times recently, etc. etc..
The Judge finds him Guilty - and fines him $9000.00, but no jail time..
Mr. X is very grateful that there is no Jail time, but where was he going to find $9000.00?? Well it turns out it was $9000 Jamaican, which at the time was between $600 & $900 US Dollars.. Plus the attorney fees of course..
Later Mr. X found out that the lawyer, after leaving Mr. X the morning of the trial, had gone out to lunch with the judge just prior to the trial starting in the early afternoon.. They had discussed the trial over lunch and the judge already knew what he was going to do, before the trial even started..
Mr. X was very lucky in this scenario, he could still be sitting in a Jamaican jail, tried as a terrorist instead of a tourist..
NOW ... How many of you after reading this far are practically Screaming "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!"
Not over what an ass this guy was for checking a Pistol Magazine
Not over why this guy got off so easily for a serious crime
OK.. Who is still with me??? - How did Jamaican security, find a magazine in Mr. X's bag IN JAMAICA????
This means that Mr. X - Brought this Magazine From the US, and it was never detected... SO, Jamaican Security was more on top of things than the TIA!!! This was a number of years ago.. But still...
Be careful with your magazines when you travel, Stay away from Popular Science!!!...