Oldgrunt
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home
he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and
he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches
on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all of that money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for all your football season tickets.
HE paid for our chalet at the lake.
He paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club memberships, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do ?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover his azz with that blanket before he catches cold."
he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and
he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches
on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all of that money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for all your football season tickets.
HE paid for our chalet at the lake.
He paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club memberships, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do ?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover his azz with that blanket before he catches cold."
