The Veterinarian

Oldgrunt

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The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,
the pastor of a small church found a pink



envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the



next week!



The following Sunday, he watched as the offering



was collected and saw an elderly woman put the



distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went



on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.


"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put



$1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends



me money, and I give some of it to the church."



The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000



is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much



does he send you?"




The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very



successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He's a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea



they made that much money," the pastor said..



"Where does he practice?"



The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ...
He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one



in Reno ."

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Oldgrunt... I love your jokes. Keep em coming, but I have one for you today.

​One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

"Why not?" she asked.

"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two, I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church. One, you're 54 years old, and two, you're the pastor!"
 

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