The thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a... pair of scissors?

That is what they want you to bring into the fight after they take your guns so you cannot defend yourself when the Government comes back from more of your property.
 
Man! The unmitigated gall of suggesting that a disarmed populace can defend itself by running and hiding and if all else fails picking up a pair of effing scissors. What a crock of crap!

Even more maddening- we paid (with our tax dollars) for all of the sage advice offered in that video.

I also found it ironic that the police depicted running to the scene were shown carrying guns, not scissors. But of course, we all know that you shouldn't run with scissors. Safety first.
 
So shouting "TIME OUT" is not an option huh? I am thinking that if my money was used in the production of this video, I want a refund!!
 
Ya know what this image brings to mind. How many of you remember Iniana Jones In Search of the Lost Ark. Anyhow he is somewhere in Arabia and is fighting off the hoards with his whip and a huge Arab guy pulls out his giant sword and is flipping it around like a baton when Jones simply shrugs, pulls out his revolver, and shoots the swordsman dead. Now I ask, if a professional swordsman can't when a gun fight with a sword how does DHS expect us to win a gunfight with scissors?
 
In most schools pointy scissors are banned so they would have to resort to fending off active shooters with safety scissors... And once you pick them up forget trying to RUN from the threat...

You're probably better off pouring some Elmer's glue on a patch of floor and waiting for the shooter to step in it and glue themselves to the floor.
 
Directions for when you are in a "Gun Fee Zone". Directions prior to going into a "Gun Free Zone" turn around and walk away for your own safety.
 
In most schools pointy scissors are banned so they would have to resort to fending off active shooters with safety scissors... And once you pick them up forget trying to RUN from the threat...

You're probably better off pouring some Elmer's glue on a patch of floor and waiting for the shooter to step in it and glue themselves to the floor.

They will just go on about their slaughter bare foot !
 
In most schools pointy scissors are banned so they would have to resort to fending off active shooters with safety scissors...

Yeah, but you'll give them such a pinch!

Perhaps DHS will now begin to develop Special School Shooting Response Teams that are equipped with nothing but the latest in office supplies. They could simply visit the nearest Office Max of Office Depot on the way to their deployment and select from a dizzying array of assault scissors, full-auto staplers, yardsticks (impact weapon), and mailing tape (they'll need restraints of some sort)...maybe even pick up a few mocha lattes for after it's all over.
 

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