The police really do care

ralphtwo

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Just when you think that the police are uncaring, a story like this comes along and helps to restore our faith.... Wish ALL police were this caring.....

Body Found in River

The Salem Oregon Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Willamette River, just west of the Marion Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive intoxication. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on sexual device, and an Obama T-shirt. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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Uh...a strap-on sexual device? Why does a GUY need that?

(Don't you love it when someone ruins a good joke? My wife'll do this all the time: Me: "Two priests and a rabbi go into St. Mike's"....Her: "What's a rabbi going into St. Mike's for?" )
 
my own version

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar. As they approach the stools, the bartender looks at them and asks "what is this, a joke"?
 

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