The Love Dress

Oldgrunt

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The Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- lawanswered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for
her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress." she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.
 
Oh boy, you really know how to make an old girl laugh. :)

My favorite story is a bit different... at least in the beginning.

An old couple had been fighting all their married lives, and it just kept getting worse. The wife insisted that they go to a marriage counselor, and the husband agreed.

The counselor suggested that they both needed to express a compliment about something every day for each other.

That night the lady fixed dinner as usual, then sat with her husband to eat, just waiting for a compliment.

He looked at her sadly, scooped up a spoon full of mashed potatoes and said, "The gravy is almost tender tonight, dear."

He didn't hear the shot either...
 

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