Oldgrunt
Well-known member
Please remember, this is supposed to be funny. Let's also change our national language so they don't have to press two to get the message. But thanks to our Prez, they are already getting the message!
A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing toward California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled over in laughter and, when the Captain could finally catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up and shouts, "No, we are the last four. The rest are already here!" Could it be?
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A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing toward California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled over in laughter and, when the Captain could finally catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up and shouts, "No, we are the last four. The rest are already here!" Could it be?
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