The Blonde Pilot

[Oldgrunt]

The Blonde Pilot



This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot ............
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.

I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K.", says the voice on the radio....


"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

 

[Bob_M]

LOL At least she'll have a prayer. :laugh:

 

[SR40c]

Jeeze, if that isn't the truth.

 

[JohnD13]

Starting out with a laugh is a good thing!

 

[Cowbilly32]

Reminds me of a Boudreaux and Thibodaux joke (two South Louisiana good ol' boys). Should be read with a Cajun accent!

Boudreaux and Thibodaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras.
Boudreaux was flying da plane, and Thibodaux was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an stuff.

Da plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin around and Boudreaux got knock unconscious. Den da plane start driftin.

Thibodaux come run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out all over da steerin wheel. Well, Thibodaux don't know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don you worry a bout nuttin. We gonna splain you how to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyting ta us.

Fust, how high you are, an whas you position?" Thibodaux thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way to da front of da plane."

No! No!" answer da tower. "What you altitude, an where you location?" Thibodaux say, "Man, rat now ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from Morgan City, Laweezeeanna!"

"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da groun an how you plane in relation to da airport!"

Thibodaux, he start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's feets an mine togedder, we got fo feet off da groun an I don believe dis plane related to you airport!"
A long pause ----- de silence was deafanin.

Then the voice from the control tower says, "We needs to know whoo you next of kin.."

 

[The_Outlaw]

The Blonde Pilot
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot ............
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K.", says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

The air traffic controller sounds like my kind of guy! LOL! =-)

 

[bassicpackrat]

The Blonde Pilot



This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot ............
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.

I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K.", says the voice on the radio....


"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

Awesome!!!!:yes2:

 

[Sir Diealotz]

Now that's funny! Both jokes