Text Confession *Joke*

[Kramer1113]

A man received the following text from his neighbor:



I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In

fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest

apology with my promise that it won't happen again.



The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and

without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second

text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

 

[opsspec1991]

Now that's funny, bad but funny. Be prepared to have that idiot Stengun tell you that you can't post anything here and not ID who wrote it. I just got sick and tired of his childish BS and blocked him and nosreme after to many rags coming from them, good luck.

 

[Kramer1113]

I'm Puckered Tight and ready to fight!

 

[JohnD13]

So wrong, so funny! Thanks for the laugh.