A young Texan grew up wanting
to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and
strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a
bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally
became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of
working: the West Texas Sheriffs Department.
After a big mess of
tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy says:
"You're a big strong kid and you can
really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.
But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability
test' that you must take before you can
be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our
badge son."
Then, sliding a service
pistol and a box of ammo across the desk,
the Chief says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal
aliens,
six
lawyers,
six meth
dealers,
six Muslim
extremists,
and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great
attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
:laugh:
to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and
strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a
bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally
became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of
working: the West Texas Sheriffs Department.
After a big mess of
tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy says:
"You're a big strong kid and you can
really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.
But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability
test' that you must take before you can
be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our
badge son."
Then, sliding a service
pistol and a box of ammo across the desk,
the Chief says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal
aliens,
six
lawyers,
six meth
dealers,
six Muslim
extremists,
and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great
attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
:laugh:
