The_Outlaw
~The Dude Abides~
An elderly Texas woman was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for failing to come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
The officer approached her and asked for her drivers license and proof of insurance.
The old lady complied and she also advised the officer that she had a concealed handgun license and was armed.
The officer was a bit surprised and then he asked her; "Where do you keep your firearm ma'am?"
The grandmother responded as she chuckled a bit; "Firearm? Not just a firearm officer...FireARMS." as she chuckled a bit more.
Perplexed, the officer then asked; "Well how many firearms are you carrying exactly?"
The senior citizen replied; "Three Sidearms...My Ruger LCR is in my purse, My Glock 26 is in my IWB Holster at my 4 o'clock position & My Smith & Wesson 586 is in my glovebox ".
Bewildered, the officer then asked; "Three Firearms!? What are you afraid of ma'am??"
The Texas Grandmother replied very matter of factly; "Absolutely Nothing."
I Love the Great State of Texas! =-)
The officer approached her and asked for her drivers license and proof of insurance.
The old lady complied and she also advised the officer that she had a concealed handgun license and was armed.
The officer was a bit surprised and then he asked her; "Where do you keep your firearm ma'am?"
The grandmother responded as she chuckled a bit; "Firearm? Not just a firearm officer...FireARMS." as she chuckled a bit more.
Perplexed, the officer then asked; "Well how many firearms are you carrying exactly?"
The senior citizen replied; "Three Sidearms...My Ruger LCR is in my purse, My Glock 26 is in my IWB Holster at my 4 o'clock position & My Smith & Wesson 586 is in my glovebox ".
Bewildered, the officer then asked; "Three Firearms!? What are you afraid of ma'am??"
The Texas Grandmother replied very matter of factly; "Absolutely Nothing."
I Love the Great State of Texas! =-)
