Tension relief.....on me

[Burtboomer]

Ok,so the last few days I've been a little more than tense over all the political BS going on and would think most of you are as well so I'm offering a little comedy(tension therapy) at my cost.So for the last few weeks I've been looking at.different jeans for different guns I carry(I'm always trying different things usually out of curiosity)now mind you I've worn jeans from the same three companies most my life and so wanting something new I bought these newer (cooler) jeans that I really liked.I got them a size bigger for carrying and life was great,so today I decided to wear them,sense I had never carried with them I went with the three speed and out the door I went.So about an hour into my day in town I started noticing these jeans were getting a little loose and by lunch these things were loose in ways I just can't describe--- BUTT---- I'm going to try!!! So I go to get out of the booth and the crotch of my jeans aren't anywhere close to where it should be( I MEAN BAD GUYS) and then it hits me,Ilook like one of those thugs that Im always complaining about,you know the jeans with the crotch down at the knees guy!!!!!NOPE EVEN WORSE I look like one of those wanna be thugs,I had my belt so tight I was cutting my circulation off and I still could have hid a shotgun between my legs.I promise you as I was making my way back to the truck I saw every person that I had ever known that I haven't seen in the past ten years,yep Mr. Cool that's me!!!!!!come to find out a lot of these new jeans are made to be stretchable--Yep I'm a middle age idiot because I didn't have a clue,oK maybe I'm not an idiot but I promise you I looked like one.Sad day for the middle age man.:jester:

 

[telpinaro]

Yep, tension relief is in order!

All girl's pants are stretchy like that... since I'm not curvy like most women I do have to keep adjusting, and thank goodness for the 3 speed that stays where it should even if pants don't!

 

[farsidefan1]

Yep, tension relief is in order!

All girl's pants are stretchy like that... since I'm not curvy like most women I do have to keep adjusting, and thank goodness for the 3 speed that stays where it should even if pants don't!

Um, what's a, no, never mind, I should probably stay in the dark:jester:

 

[telpinaro]

Um, what's a, no, never mind, I should probably stay in the dark:jester:

3 speed? The 3 speed holster. Generally meant for deep concealment, I use it for those ridiculous "low rise" pants that I am forced to buy thanks to my pant size that is only made in that style. I can wear the holster where I normally would, rather than where my pants would normally hit. That and a long shirt and I'm good to go!

 

[r1derbike]

So I go to get out of the booth and the crotch of my jeans aren't anywhere close to where it should be( I MEAN BAD GUYS) and then it hits me,Ilook like one of those thugs that Im always complaining about,you know the jeans with the crotch down at the knees guy!!!!!NOPE EVEN WORSE I look like one of those wanna be thugs,I had my belt so tight I was cutting my circulation off and I still could have hid a shotgun between my legs.

Yeah, the brand, "Crotch-Rocket Jeans" should have been a clue...