Stolen Gun Recovered During Search

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APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hiddenin her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News.
Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility.
According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond
Cops: Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina | The Smoking Gun


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​I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched!
Gives new meaning to a gun having a "hair trigger".
Happiness is a warm gun?
At four inches in length it comes off as half cocked...
"For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box."
Report reads, "...Introducing contraband into a penal facility." Shouldn't that be 'penile' facility?
If it went off, could you call it her 'boom box'?
Remember : Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.
They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.
You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking...
Oh my... accident waiting to happen. Could 'shoot the beaver'.
I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a "hole" new meaning...
Complete reversal on the classic, "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
I wonder if she had 'gun-areah'?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Vaginal Discharge"...
Do you suppose she had a 'rectal reloader'?
A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?
Figures... it uses 'rim shot' ammo.

I guess it’s a good thing that it wasn’t cocked!

"Life is short. Drink the good wine first."
 
She was doing Glock torture test #22.
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I guess we need a few new gun control laws. Here's some suggestions for the progressives.
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PL1276a - Criminal Concealment of a Weapon in a Bodily Orifice - First Degree.
A person shall be guilty of criminal concealment in the FIRST DEGREE when such person;
1. Conceals an UNLOADED firearm within their rectum or other sexual organ -or-
2. Conceals an UNLOADED firearm within the rectum or sexual organ of any other person -or-
3. Conceals an ammunition feeding device within any bodily orifice -or-
4. Threatens to shove an unloaded firearm or ammunition feeding device in the rectum of any person, not withstanding state provisions on self defense. :biggrin:

Each of the above shall constitute an A misdemeanor.
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PL1299 - Criminal Concealment of a Weapon in a Bodily Orifice - Second Degree.
A person shall be guilty of criminal concealment in the SECOND DEGREE when such person;
1. Conceals a LOADED firearm within their rectum or other sexual organ -or-
2. Conceals a LOADED firearm within the rectum or sexual organ of any other person -or-
3. Conceals an ammunition feeding device containing live ammunition within any bodily orifice -or-
4. Does shove, by force, an unloaded firearm or ammunition feeding device in the rectum of any person, not withstanding state provisions on self defense. :eek:
5. Conceals any explosive device or any component thereof in any bodily orifice.
Each of the above shall constitute a D felony.
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Someone call Bloomberg. :sarcastic:
 

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