Slang..

[Sheldon]

Slang
Besides BTDT, (been there done that), CEZ (criminal empowerment zone), and WRT (with respect too) here are a few of the not so common slang terms…
Assmosis; promotion by kissing rear…
BOHICA; Bend Over Here It Comes Again…
BWS; Beached Whale Syndrome…
CLL; Chronic Low Life…
DBI; Dirt Bag Index…
FLK; Funny Looking Kid…
GOK; God Only Knows…
GPO; Good for Parts Only…
LOBNH; Lights On But Nobody Home…
NAD; Not Actually Done…
PD; Pretty Drunk…
PFO; Pissed Fell Over, (what a drunk does)…
PITA; Pain In The A** (other word for rear)…
Pumpkin Positive; a person of limited intelligence, AKA you could shine a light in one ear and see in the other…
UBI; Unexplained Beer Injury…

too keep the ball rolling add your own.....

 

[brickler]

CRAFT Can't Remember A Freaking Thing
TMI Too Much Information
MITIN More Information Than I Needed
TLA Three Letter Acronym

 

[CathyInBlue]

LOL - Laugh(ing) Out Loud
RO(T)FL - Roll(ing) on (The) Floor Laughing
LMAO - Laughing My Arse Off
ROTFLMAO - ibid

OP - Original Poster
ITT - In This Thread
IAT - In Another Thread
FWIW - For What It's Worth
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
BTW - By The Way
OTOH - On The Other Hand
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
VWP - Void Where Prohibitted

BYOB - Bring Your Own Beer
IHNI - I Have No Idea
INRI - Iesus Narazenus, Rex Iudaeorum
HIIK - Hell If I Know
STFU - Shut The Frak Up
GTFO - Get the Frak Out
SDSU - Sit Down, Shut Up
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
ID10T Error - look at it, figure it out

 

[HK4U]

CRS- Can't remember s(tuf). Trying to keep it family friendly.:biggrin:

 

[wolfhunter]

TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
Marine - the sound of SHTF

:biggrin:

 

[THE DUKE OF ESSEX]

YYURYYUBICURYY4ME: Two wise you are, two wise you be, I see you are two wise for me.

 

[twogunwilly]

OS barry sucks

 

[HK4U]

OOICU812- Oh, Oh, I see you ate one too.

HK4U- As in I've got a Heckler & Koch for you.:biggrin:

 

[wolfhunter]

HK4U- As in I've got a Heckler & Koch for you.:biggrin:

Really? I'll PM you with my FFL's address...

 

[HK4U]

Really? I'll PM you with my FFL's address...

:sarcastic::lol::haha:

 

[oldvet53]

snafu, situation normal, all fu ed up, diligaf, does it look like i give a fu k.leasantry:

 

[AT Hiker]

LLDB = lousy little dirty bastages
MOP = missing on purpose
REMF = rear echelon mother trucker
SWAG = scientific wild assed guess

 

[twogunwilly]

NASA need another 7 astronauts:fie:

 

[wolfhunter]

USMC - Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
MCAS - Marine Corps Aviator's Sanitarium

 

[JeffWard]

Don't forget
FUBAR - F-ed Up Beyond All Recognition

and

STEALTH - Sent To End All Life Through Hellfire... That was from a buddy of mine who flew B2s...

JeffWard

 

[ricbak]

Memo: Special High Intensity Training (S.H.*.T.)



In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.*.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.*.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.*.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.*.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.*.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.*.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.*.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.*.T.). Since our managers took S.H.*.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.*.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.*.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.*.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.*.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.*.T. will get the S.H.*.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.*.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.*.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.*.T.)

 

[jibbster]

I always liked:

DRT - Dead Right There

and

Adam Henry - A** Hole leasantry:

 

[CathyInBlue]

Here's what I learned from watching Cop/Lawyer/Forensics shows

APB - All Points Bulletin
BOLO - Be On the Look Out
GSW - Gun Shot Wound
GSR - Gun Shot Residue
DB - Dead Body
DFO - Died and Fell Over
ME - Medical Examiner (Coroner)
DA - District Attorney (Prosecutor)
ADA - Assistant DA (Actual Prosecutor)

 

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

Have been waiting, but haven't seen these posted:

DH = Dear Husband
DW =" " Wife
DD = " " Daughter
DS = " " Son