Single Black Female

[eagleeyes]

Single Black Female


This has to

be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been

listed in the Atlanta Journal.




Love the

response this ad got!!




SINGLE

BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very

good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your

pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying

by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll

be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature

gave me.... Call (404)

875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be

waiting.....












Over 150 men found

themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

If you don't pass this along, Something is wrong

with you!

(Love my emails..)

 

[MattTheBeerGuy]

That's a pretty neat way to get attention. I applaud them if it's true.

 

[jmanwill]

That is pretty funny.

 

[eagleeyes]

i donno if it's just a joke or for real i didn't check snoopes on it but thought it funny either way.....it was an email call the number and find out
rotflmao

 

[Hoganbeg]

A simple search yielded this. Notice the phone number.

Atlanta Humane Society Clinic - Westside / Home Park - Atlanta, GA

 

[eagleeyes]

A simple search yielded this. Notice the phone number.

Atlanta Humane Society Clinic - Westside / Home Park - Atlanta, GA

thanks for doing the homework at least they have a good sense of humor in trying to find animals homes lolz i hope someone adopted that 'single black female'

 

[Treo]

i donno if it's just a joke or for real

And this differs from your other posts how?

 

[eagleeyes]

And this differs from your other posts how?

oy vey do you do anything but troll on this forum?

 

[Treo]

oy vey do you do anything but troll on this forum?

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that pointing out your numerous inaccuracies was "trolling"

I'm mean you did post the false statement that the Bill of Rights contains the phrase innocent until proven guilty right?

It was you that falsely claimed that it was illegal for a cop to do "a fishing expedition pullover" correct? I even gave you an opportunity to prove your claim by asking you to post the specific statute with no response.

You've recently posted fake footage of a "zombie attack" and this very thread stating in both cases that you had no clue whether or not your story was true or false.

So please tell me, how am I out of line to question the veracity of your posts?

 

[Ceicei]

I think it is true in most places that black Labrador retrievers are among one of the hardest to adopt canines in shelters.

I'm not sure why, but perhaps in the minds of some people, there are just too many black labs that there aren't enough distinguishing features to allow them to be adopted.

Ceicei
(owner of two black labs, Hershey and Abbie)

 

[eagleeyes]

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that pointing out your numerous inaccuracies was "trolling"

I'm mean you did post the false statement that the Bill of Rights contains the phrase innocent until proven guilty right?

It was you that falsely claimed that it was illegal for a cop to do "a fishing expedition pullover" correct? I even gave you an opportunity to prove your claim by asking you to post the specific statute with no response.

You've recently posted fake footage of a "zombie attack" and this very thread stating in both cases that you had no clue whether or not your story was true or false.

So please tell me, how am I out of line to question the veracity of your posts?

you're just a troll who threatened to ban me and you said you had me on ignore and since you didn't put me on ignore i'm going to put you on ignore because i'm done wasting my time reading your ridiculous rants !

 

[Treo]

I think it is true in most places that black Labrador retrievers are among one of the hardest to adopt canines in shelters.

I'm not sure why, but perhaps in the minds of some people, there are just too many black labs that there aren't enough distinguishing features to allow them to be adopted.

Ceicei
(owner of two black labs, Hershey and Abbie)

FWIW we were told that people just don't want black dogs. Our black lab Angelica was a resuce dog we've had her for 10 years and she is very close to leaving this world. Much as it hurts I'd do it all again

 

[Treo]

you're just a troll who threatened to ban me and you said you had me on ignore and since you didn't put me on ignore i'm going to put you on ignore because i'm done wasting my time reading your ridiculous rants !

I never threatened to ban you I said I'd report your out of line posts until the owner banned you.

And whether you read them or not I will continue to make the rest of the forum aware of your inaccurate postings

 

[rilkil23]

My buddies black lab bit the heck out of my basset hound. It was my fault for assuming the lab would play nice on her turf. Love labs but find them to be a little aggressive compared to many other breeds. I have rescued three bassets and my current female is proving to be a handful on walks. Hope the humorous attempt is successful in finding homes for the "black females".

 

[eagleeyes]

awww sorry your hound got bit........i not much for owning dogs but i always had a cat or two around Link Removed
this the meow i have now

 

[Treo]

Love labs but find them to be a little aggressive compared to many other breeds.

I was actually surprised at how agressive Angelica was I had always thought of labs as mellow dogs

 

[rilkil23]

Love labs but find them to be a little aggressive compared to many other breeds.

I was actually surprised at how agressive Angelica was I had always thought of labs as mellow dogs

Shocked me too. I was convinced by their sweet looks that they were very passive. Learning as I go. My basset is no angel and she looks innocent enough. A beagle bit me once so I still resent them. I climbed the fence and invaded his space but it couldn't be my fault?

 

[eagleeyes]

if someone invaded your space you might 'bite' too

 

[Shoobee]

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that pointing out your numerous inaccuracies was "trolling"

I'm mean you did post the false statement that the Bill of Rights contains the phrase innocent until proven guilty right?

It was you that falsely claimed that it was illegal for a cop to do "a fishing expedition pullover" correct? I even gave you an opportunity to prove your claim by asking you to post the specific statute with no response.

You've recently posted fake footage of a "zombie attack" and this very thread stating in both cases that you had no clue whether or not your story was true or false.

So please tell me, how am I out of line to question the veracity of your posts?

That's a common mistake that a lot of people make.

During the Florida Anthony trial the CNN and HLN crew went into pretty good detail about what was in the 1st 10 Amendments, and where the standard jury instructions about innocent until proven guilty comes from.

 

[Shoobee]

Shocked me too. I was convinced by their sweet looks that they were very passive. Learning as I go. My basset is no angel and she looks innocent enough. A beagle bit me once so I still resent them. I climbed the fence and invaded his space but it couldn't be my fault?

We have a couple in our neighborhood with a pair of really mean dogs, which when the wife walks together she can barely control them.

Dogs can be dangerous, all dogs.