Shortest Books in the World

[Peggy Reist]

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all.......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By Barack Obama

 

[BC1]

Reminds me of a kids book I saw at the doctor's office. It was titled "I Like Me." It had four pages.
.
I like me.
Other people like me because I'm fun.
My dog likes me.
He's my best friend.
.
$12.50

 

[Peggy Reist]

Reminds me of a kids book I saw at the doctor's office. It was titled "I Like Me." It had four pages.
.
I like me.
Other people like me because I'm fun.
My dog likes me.
He's my best friend.
.
$12.50

Well dang. I could have written that and I'm certainly no writer.

 

[JohnD13]

My e-reader must be conservative, it wouldn't download any of them!

 

[gfrlaser]

My e-reader must be conservative, it wouldn't download any of them!

You need to boost your ram. Just too many megabytes of data for your machine.

 

[SR9]

Add to the list of "Shortest Books":

"My Accomplishments As A US Senator And US Secretary of State."
By Hillary Clinton