Treo
Bullet Proof
I had to go to court today to testify in some drug case. I stopped to render aid to some guy that copped a beat down (or got thrown out of a car) called EMS, and went on my merry way. Apparently the guy had enough dope on him to get arrested and go to trial.
I show up to the court house today and find the guy’s name not on the docket. So, I ask around and get told I have to wait until I’m released by the DA’s office. So, I sit around for an hour W/my wife and wait and then I catch some clerk (Turns out she was an ADA) walking out of another court hand her my subpoena and ask “What up?”
She’s decent enough to get on her phone call the office find out that the case has been vacated and as a member of the DA’s office cuts us loose.
Enter my co-worker who was also subpoenaed, He lights into this woman about how our subpoena said nothing about calling to check before coming to court and by GAWD he’s going to lodge a complaint . The ADA is like ‘And?’
All the time I’m thinking ‘You idiot on the short list of people you do not trifle w/ an assistant DA is waaaaay up near the top”
Long story short, I thank the lady and get her name (So that if SWAT kicks down my door tonight I can say ‘She said”) So , the wife and I head on out to Denny’s and as we hit the street we see the concerned citizen on his way to the DA’s office to register his complaint . I could see the fumes coming off this dude from a block away.
Wonder if he’s in jail yet?
PS while we’re walking out DW tells me (in between asking “Do you really work w/ that idiot?”) “Must be this or that happened and that’s why they vacated the case” and I looked at her and said “I don’t care what happened. As long as I get to go home I’m good’ and some lady looks at me and says “Right on! “
Still wonder if homeboy is in jail
I show up to the court house today and find the guy’s name not on the docket. So, I ask around and get told I have to wait until I’m released by the DA’s office. So, I sit around for an hour W/my wife and wait and then I catch some clerk (Turns out she was an ADA) walking out of another court hand her my subpoena and ask “What up?”
She’s decent enough to get on her phone call the office find out that the case has been vacated and as a member of the DA’s office cuts us loose.
Enter my co-worker who was also subpoenaed, He lights into this woman about how our subpoena said nothing about calling to check before coming to court and by GAWD he’s going to lodge a complaint . The ADA is like ‘And?’
All the time I’m thinking ‘You idiot on the short list of people you do not trifle w/ an assistant DA is waaaaay up near the top”
Long story short, I thank the lady and get her name (So that if SWAT kicks down my door tonight I can say ‘She said”) So , the wife and I head on out to Denny’s and as we hit the street we see the concerned citizen on his way to the DA’s office to register his complaint . I could see the fumes coming off this dude from a block away.
Wonder if he’s in jail yet?
PS while we’re walking out DW tells me (in between asking “Do you really work w/ that idiot?”) “Must be this or that happened and that’s why they vacated the case” and I looked at her and said “I don’t care what happened. As long as I get to go home I’m good’ and some lady looks at me and says “Right on! “
Still wonder if homeboy is in jail