Scary guns on Halloween

tricolordad

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This halloween, I was attending a city sponsored trick or treat with my kids. I met TC, the Minnesota Twins mascott, a guy in a bra and a bank manager. While handing my kid some candy, in a shaky voice she asked me, "Is that a real gun?" I said "No, I'm dressing up as an NRA Member for Halloween." She smiled and said, "Oh! I was scared for a minute!" My face was bright purple and I was roaring with laughter by the time I got outside. My 4 year old called me a "liar."
 
My eight-year-old nephew was dressed as Al Capone. He had on a pin-stripe suit, tie, fedora hat and was carrying a little machine gun. I gave him a little cigar to chomp-on. We went to the school party. One teacher commented, "oh we've got a gun." He recently saw the movie "White Heat" with James Cagney and has been talking like a gangster ever since. In true "30's guy" lingo he commented to his father "what's with the dame? I told you no dames!" My jaw dropped.
 
My eight-year-old nephew was dressed as Al Capone. He had on a pin-stripe suit, tie, fedora hat and was carrying a little machine gun. I gave him a little cigar to chomp-on. We went to the school party. One teacher commented, "oh we've got a gun." He recently saw the movie "White Heat" with James Cagney and has been talking like a gangster ever since. In true "30's guy" lingo he commented to his father "what's with the dame? I told you no dames!" My jaw dropped.

Now that's FUNNY! LOL
 
This halloween, I was attending a city sponsored trick or treat with my kids. I met TC, the Minnesota Twins mascott, a guy in a bra and a bank manager. While handing my kid some candy, in a shaky voice she asked me, "Is that a real gun?" I said "No, I'm dressing up as an NRA Member for Halloween." She smiled and said, "Oh! I was scared for a minute!" My face was bright purple and I was roaring with laughter by the time I got outside. My 4 year old called me a "liar."

My eight-year-old nephew was dressed as Al Capone. He had on a pin-stripe suit, tie, fedora hat and was carrying a little machine gun. I gave him a little cigar to chomp-on. We went to the school party. One teacher commented, "oh we've got a gun." He recently saw the movie "White Heat" with James Cagney and has been talking like a gangster ever since. In true "30's guy" lingo he commented to his father "what's with the dame? I told you no dames!" My jaw dropped.

You guys are killin' me... hilarious...!
 

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