tricolordad
Banned
This halloween, I was attending a city sponsored trick or treat with my kids. I met TC, the Minnesota Twins mascott, a guy in a bra and a bank manager. While handing my kid some candy, in a shaky voice she asked me, "Is that a real gun?" I said "No, I'm dressing up as an NRA Member for Halloween." She smiled and said, "Oh! I was scared for a minute!" My face was bright purple and I was roaring with laughter by the time I got outside. My 4 year old called me a "liar."