PascalFleischman
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•Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.
• Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
• Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
• Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.
• Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
• In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
• As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
• Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank
• Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
• Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
• The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
• Sarah Palin loves opening up a can of whoop-ass.
• Sarah Palin thinks vegetarians are delicious.
• Sarah Palin's favorite childhood Disney movie was "101 Pitbulls"
• Even when wearing a snowmobile suit Sarah Palin is hot.
• Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
• Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
• Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
• Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
• When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
• Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
• Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
• Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
• Wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!
• Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
• Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
• Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.
• Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.
• In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.
• As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
• Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank
• Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.
• Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
• The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
• Sarah Palin loves opening up a can of whoop-ass.
• Sarah Palin thinks vegetarians are delicious.
• Sarah Palin's favorite childhood Disney movie was "101 Pitbulls"
• Even when wearing a snowmobile suit Sarah Palin is hot.
• Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
• Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
• Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
• Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
• Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
• When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
• Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
• Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
• Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
• Wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!