Retirement

[Oldgrunt]

Retirement. The longer you've been together, the funnier this becomes!


An elderly couple was at home watching TV.
Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake Phil, Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

I Bet you didn't see that coming

 

[BigSlick]

Got me on that one!

 

[farsidefan1]

Nice one, caught me right between my, eyes.

 

[SR9]

Retirement is something you wait for with enthusiasm, and then when it happens, you either look for another job which of course pays less money, or your dreams of travel take on the reality of the fact it is very expensive and not a reasonable venture. Oh, and here's another life observation ....... Why is it that no matter how much you make, when something breaks or malfunctions, the guy that fixes it always charges a hundred dollars an hour more that you make.

 

[mappow]

Thanks, needed to laugh. Got oral sheet going on.

 

[Ringo]

The only negative thing about being retired is that I never get a day off.

 

[vernsimpson]

The only negative thing about being retired is that I never get a day off.

I know what you mean! I can never get done. My to do list (that I write myself) never gets shorter!! :big_boss:

 

[BC1]

The only negative thing about being retired is that I never get a day off.

My dog complained he as nothing to do on his day off. He can't lie around the house, that's his job...........