Poor tree-hugger

[whodat2710]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

 

[dogshawred]

The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth.

Love the humor, yet it just isn't funny since that is the way liberals really think. LMAO :lol: :dance3:

 

[farsidefan1]

A man "accidentally" a condor in California. When taken before the judge he was in tears as he explained to the judge how terrible he felt about killing on of natures wonders, a treasure that could not be replaced. He had mistaken it for a flock of black birds that had been ravaging his crops. The judge was impressed but still had to ask, "It says here you cooked and ate him after you shot him, what was up with that?" The man, choking back a sob replied, "I couldn't let him go to waste, That would have been adding to the wrong already done. The judge, believing the man had suffered enough freed him from any prosecution.

As the man walked out of the court the judge called out a question, "I just have to know, what did it taste like?" To which the man responded, "kind of like a cross between spotted owl and desert tortoise>"

 

[whodat2710]

Liberal airlines is coming in for a landing and pilot Obama gets on the PA system and says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like you to assume crash positions please. There's nothing to worry about, the plane is fine but this is a notoriously short runway and we will be making a rather abrupt stop"
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After a landing with no deceleration until a stop that felt like catching the trap on an aircraft carrier, pilot Obama turns to his copilot and saya:
"I hate this airport, the runway it too damn short!"
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Copilot Biden nods his head in agreement while looking out the side window and says:
"Yeah, but look how wide it is"