Ringo
A WATCHMAN
A traveling salesman began feeling guilty about leaving his wife alone while on overnight trips, so one of his co-workers suggested that he get her a pet to keep her company. That's a great idea, I'll get her something real special, something unique. I'll get her a pet skunk, she'll like that. It can sleep with her at night, then she won't feel so lonely. Sleep with her, asked the co-worker? What about the smell? No problem said the salesman, the skunks used to it.
