Out of control spouse

opsspec1991

opsspec1991

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I think I would just stop the car and get out and let her sit there and realize what a stupid **** she is, and then when she cools off get back in and continue down the road without saying a word to her, and when she says something ask her, do you feel better now and if she starts all over again proceed with the pervious steps and sooner or later she'll get the picture or else it's going to be a loooooog car ride. It's like a child, you've got to let them know what acceptable behavior is and what isn't. And this goes for husbands as well.

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opsspec1991 said:
I think I would just stop the car and get out and let her sit there and realize what a stupid **** she is, and then when she cools off get back in and continue down the road without saying a word to her, and when she says something ask her, do you feel better now and if she starts all over again proceed with the pervious steps and sooner or later she'll get the picture or else it's going to be a loooooog car ride. It's like a child, you've got to let them know what acceptable behavior is and what isn't. And this goes for husbands as well.

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LiveLeak.com - Wife has a temper tantrum because her husband won't take her to the lake
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sheesh...just take some time off and spend the day relaxing with his wife...he really needs to rotate his tires that day...
 
This is not a normal breakdown. I think some medication is in order, just my opinion. Husband probably works and needed Sat. to do maintenance and errands. This is probably not the first time she has a tantrum which is why he is recording it. He wanted to make sure he had evidence when starts accusing him of being a bad husband.
 
I would take her to the lake... with a boat anchor. Heh heh.
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I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Married 31 years to a woman who never argues or hassles me and enjoys all the same things.
 
I got you all beat. The only reason we have ARs in the house is because my wife wanted one or two. She knows how to gut a fish by sticking her finger down the fisheeees throat nd pulling the guts out through the mouth. Been married over twenty years. We still argue and I surrender. Something's are just not worth the energy.
 
Her husband gives her too much credit saying she acts like an 11 year old. I'd have put her at about an immature 4. Other than that she reminds me of my daughter in law. My son must have got his patience from his mother.
 
Knew a co-worker that got into a shouting match with the wife while in the car. He slammed on the brakes, slid to a stop in the middle of an intersection and got out and started walking.

Problem is, he out of habit took the keys out of the ignition and now the car is blocking a major intersection.

So the cops show up, the wife explains why the car is in the middle of the intersection and though no charges were filed he got to pay for the tow and impoundment fees.
 
According to research conducted on borderline personality disorder, 85% of the women out there have this disorder. Racial thinking is lost on them!
 
JimTh said:
I got you all beat. The only reason we have ARs in the house is because my wife wanted one or two. She knows how to gut a fish by sticking her finger down the fisheeees throat nd pulling the guts out through the mouth.
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Oh wow - does your wife have a sister? Lucky dog!

I thought my wife had issues on occasion, but the woman in that video is PSYCHO CRAZY!
 
I'm a really lucky guy, been married for over 41 years and my wife knows when to pick her battles and for the most part, when she does it's correct and it's never to this level, thank God, like I said I'm a lucky guy.
 
I believe it may be closer to 100% of women have this disorder. Hard to fix the problem when society coddles women and conditions them to act like morons. My mother in law is like this. When I see her car in my driveway, I lock the door and sneak out the back and get in the truck while she freaks out about the dog. She is extremely racist and calls my black lab a n-dog while holding her biracial grandchildren.
 
Howdy Fishhunter,

Fishhunter911 said:
Cinder-block and rope, problem resolved
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Think again.

After a couple of days the body will become bloated and will float to the surface.

If you use enough cinder blocks to keep this from happening that body will start decaying, break apart and float to the surface ( remember Scott Peterson? ).

What you have to do is wrap the body in 1" mesh chicken wire ( the type you would use on a chicken coop/pen ), secure the wire together with plastic cable ties ( zip ties ) and use a heavy plastic chain connected to cinder blocks for ballast.

To prevent the body from becoming bloated you must puncture the abdominal cavity several times ( a crossbow bolt w/ a broadhead tip works great! ) so the gas from decomposing can escape from the body.

A body "disposed" in this manner in deep water will slowly decay, be eaten by fish and by the time that the chicken wire has rusted away the only thing that will remain of the body will be bones that have slowly dropped to the floor of the body of water never to be found.

Paul

DISCLAIMER: This was posted as a joke! REPEAT: This was posted as a joke. Do NOT attempt this at home. It should only be done by a professional hitman.
 
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