Oldgrunt
Well-known member
Ole was hunting geese up in theMinnesota woods.He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would
have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole
took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there
was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat
you are going to be OK.Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very
little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony
Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, She's going to teach you
vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."
have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole
took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there
was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat
you are going to be OK.Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very
little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony
Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, She's going to teach you
vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."
