Old Wrinkled @ss

[Oldgrunt]

OLD WRINKLED ASS


How the world works lately...



If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant



If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.




If your neighbour crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..



And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this COMPUTER,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates


Have a Nice Day !!!

 

[MPO Southy]

Latin to English="When all else fails,play dead".Thanks Red.

 

[Tucker's Mom]

Thanks...OG...I am sure I am younger than you are and yet I have lived that long to know the same. Hopefully Bill Gates and his successors are still alive for my family to blame them for staying in this forum too long just reading the posts I like to read...:lol:

 

[TlWheatley]

I already blame Andriod for my vision. McDonalds for my weight and NCAA basketball for my blood pressure!