Old Folks

Oldgrunt

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Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...go on.
Wife: All right, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it in the dark.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Yeah! that's good.
Wife: Right! Now go to sleep.
And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself.
 
It's great being "old Folks". I am pushing 70 and it is a good time to be alive. Several of us were talking the other day about being old. One of the things we all agreed on were, clothing. We don't have to be "in style". We can wear what ever we want, and don't care if you don't like it. We can pretty much say things that younger people can't. Because we don't care if you like that either. We have been around and seen weather, economical times, and world happenings come and go. It may get you upset, but we've been there and done that already. And we just don't give a damn. "We're Old Folks"
 

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