Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a
secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets
a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher
up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than
Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he
meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,
he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly
contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he
reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats
his question: 'Are you Mohammed?...'
He gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells
out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God: Your government has failed you miserably.
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He is very excited; all his life he's had a
secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets
a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher
up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than
Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he
meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,
he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly
contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he
reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats
his question: 'Are you Mohammed?...'
He gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted.
Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells
out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'
Keep your trust in God: Your government has failed you miserably.
:laugh: