New Prostate Examination

[Oldgrunt]

Prostate Examination

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says, "99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

Again, the old guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your ***** to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One, two, three…"

 

[dannpd]

Blonde Joke

So, there are 2 blondes.

The first blonde is speeding down the interstate when the red and blue lights come on. There is a police car behind her and the cop is also a blonde.

The first blonde pulls over on the shoulder. The blonde cop approaches the stopped car and requests the blonde driver to produce a drivers license.

The first blonde says " what does a drivers license look like?"

The cop replies " Its a little rectangular plastic thing with your picture on it."

The first blonde starts digging through her purse and finally pulls out her compact make up mirror, she looks at it and says "Here it is" and hands it to the blonde cop.

The blonde cop takes one look and replies " I never would have pulled you over if I would have known that you are law enforcement."

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[mappow]

My dad is in his eighties and has to occasionally. After the procedure is completed he asks his Urologist; Does your Mother know what you do for a living?
Frist time he told me this I about hurt a rib laughing so hard. Of course I asked him you are asking this AFTER the examine right?

 

[NotTwoShure]

In the small town I live in most of us have known our docs for some time and most of the folks go to the same docs. On my last visit for BPH I asked the doc if she sees an ex coworker who had been my supervisor. She said yes and I asked her the next time she give him an exam right at about the same place she had her hand to say, oh, this reminds me, "_______ says Hi.