My New Radio

[Tucker's Mom]

MY NEW TRUCK​

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I bought a new truck and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Rolling Stones,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Arse Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

"Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States,
Mr. Barack Obama......."​

Damn, I love this truck...

(Sorry Obama lovers...NOT!)

 

[Jason1221]

Lol Gonna repost this.

 

[towboater]

Thanks for the morning laugh, off to bed in good humor!

 

[ToddR]

I had the off color one sent to me. Funny.

 

[fuhr52]

If it wasn't so true it wouldn't be funny. Thanks MOM.

 

[CharlieK]

The one that I heard ended with this:

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!".........

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
with John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums,
Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine,
Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax and
Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!