Oldgrunt
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Muslim in heaven?
A Muslim dies and by some error in handling ends up in heaven..
He`s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St-Peter who says sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven.
What? replies the Muslim, and why not?
Well, we just don't !!
The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up and says, well have you ever done anything good in your life?
The Muslim replies. Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars. Last week I donated ten dollars to the American Cancer Society, and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him my last ten dollars!
Alrighty then says St-Peter--wait here and I'll have a quick word with God.
Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me---
Here`s your 30 bucks back, now f--k off!!!
A Muslim dies and by some error in handling ends up in heaven..
He`s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St-Peter who says sorry, but we don't allow Muslims into Heaven.
What? replies the Muslim, and why not?
Well, we just don't !!
The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up and says, well have you ever done anything good in your life?
The Muslim replies. Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity so I gave her ten dollars. Last week I donated ten dollars to the American Cancer Society, and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him my last ten dollars!
Alrighty then says St-Peter--wait here and I'll have a quick word with God.
Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I`ve spoken with God and he agrees with me---
Here`s your 30 bucks back, now f--k off!!!
