Muslim Extremist...

[Sheldon]

On Election Day, right after voting, I drove out to the reservoir to contemplate the significance of this election.

As I walked along the bank of the reservoir I saw what was obviously a Muslim extremist walking along the top of the dam, carrying a backpack, and carefully examining every point along the way. Suddenly, he staggered and lost his footing, falling at least 100 feet into the water near the outlet chute.

I quickly notified Emergency Services to send rescue personnel. I waited all day, but no one showed up.

I'm beginning to think that I wasted a stamp.

 

[Austin]

HAHHAHA very un PC but quite amusing.

 

[Cocked _and_Locked]

Thread appropriately tagged.

 

[twogunwilly]

It's nice you tried to help!:laugh:

 

[Sheldon]

Darn the letter just came back insufficient postage.....

 

[Cocked _and_Locked]

Figures you would not be smart enough to even affix the right postage.

 

[JJFlash]

Ask the politically-correct Cocked n Locked about his recent avatar, which got removed and him warned. You're offended by this joke? Man, you ARE a joke.

 

[Cocked _and_Locked]

Keep Up the Good Work!

Glad to see you are keeping close tabs on me there, JJ!

 

[JJFlash]

Glad to see you are keeping close tabs on me there, JJ!

No problem at all. Always glad to expose your hyprocisy. Now, I think I hear your mother calling, so you better get out of your pj's and off the computer before she catches you.

 

[lukem]

Knock it off, both of you.

 

[OldOwl]

Now that's funny... I don't care who you are. :laugh:

 

[Ed Hamberger]

What is wrong with cocked and locked's avatar? If you join Rev. Jeremiah Wright's Church you get Louis Farrakan's autograph. Personally I'd rather have the Play Station... :yu:

 

[Sheldon]

Figures you would not be smart enough to even affix the right postage.

I put on sufficient postage for the situation, I figure both you and a terrorist are about in the same boat, not worth a plug nickle which is all I am willing to spend to help the likes of your kind...:dance3:

 

[JJFlash]

What is wrong with cocked and locked's avatar? If you join Rev. Jeremiah Wright's Church you get Louis Farrakan's autograph. Personally I'd rather have the Play Station... :yu:

Ask him about the avatar that was removed by admin. Not referring to this one.

 

[Cocked _and_Locked]

Ask him about the avatar that was removed by admin. Not referring to this one.

What's the matter JayJay? Did you take offense to that? I though you of all people would be very supportive of the (T)he (W)ar (A)gainst (T)error.

But I guess we know why you don't like that acronym, now don't we? :girl_wink: