Every single time I hear about some rocket surgeon shooting themself while
"cleaning" a gun, I always mentally substitute the
real reason: The idiot shot his or herself while
CARELESSLY PLAYING AROUND WITH a gun.
PERIOD!
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Also, what's the deal? We can't say ***** in an open forum? How is ***** a bad word? ***** is the word we use when we are talking about the *****. I mean, sure we could say **** or WANG or WILLY or MUTTONDAGGER, but ***** is the one and only official word to use when referring to the *****.
Who are these idiots who are offended by the word ***** anyway? Isn't it just as likely that if they are shocked at the word *****, they will be equally if not more shocked by seeing the uncensored word TESTICLE dangling right there in the clear?
Finally, WHO is being
protected by this imbecilic policy? Once they figure out what the hell you're referring to, the evil word will appear in their minds anyway, so you've only just slightly put off their being offended by a few seconds.