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This is a true account from the Police log from Sarasota Florida:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!"..
.
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there
was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther
down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to
report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed. Moral of the story?
If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable!
This is a true account from the Police log from Sarasota Florida:
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!"..
.
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken
that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there
was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther
down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to
report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed. Moral of the story?
If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable!
