'Man" That could have been me

Buster04

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I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy during retirement, minding my own business and patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.





A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.





Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.





Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"





So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!
 
Great story, whether it's a truck or a bus or a steamroller.

But doesn't this belong in Off Topic? I don't see a firearm anywhere in the story.
 
If you can afford it stay retired, I retired now for about six months now and love it but my other job is being a full time pastor.
 

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