Man Shoots off PENlS

Peggy Reist

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Even pink pistols can be dangerous. In all fairness, it was a .38.

A Phoenix man accidentally blew his ***** off in a supermarket parking lot, after he tucked his girlfriend’s “pink pistol in the waistband of his pants.” According to a stone-faced police officer on the scene in this ABC15 report, the gun then accidentally discharged, sending a bullet directly through his ***** and through his left leg.
Here’s something to consider for those who think that arming more people is the route to take to put an end to gun violence; a security guard in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago was hospitalized this week when the handgun that he was carrying accidentally discharged, and shot off his *****.

Police said around 8 am they received a call from a resident that a gunshot was heard coming from a parked car. The police responded and found a 33-year-old man slumped behind the steering wheel.

He was bleeding from his groin area and a .38 firearm with four rounds of ammunition was found in his right front pocket. The man, who said he lived in Lopinot, was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital where he remains warded under police guard.

It seems he didn’t possess a license for his handgun or ammunition, and now faces charges of illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition. Perhaps shooting off his ***** will be punishment enough?

Raw Story reports that men accidentally shooting themselves in the ***** is not uncommon:

“The Digital Journal listed reports of accidental gunshot wounds to the ***** and testicles in Arizona and Washington state, as well as an incident from September in Port Lucie, Florida in which a man cleaning a newly purchased gun at a party shot himself in the genitals.”
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Lucky it wasn't a .45. On the bright side, this is the way to go if one wants to change their gender.
 
Wow. I'll bet his wife never hands him her gun again.........and vice versa.
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BluesStringer said:
Wow. I'll bet his wife never hands him her gun again.........and vice versa.
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Maybe she handed it to him on purpose because she knew he was lesser of a man.
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Now he is left holding the short stick.

He could get into magic... a disappearing act for you from the di ck-less wonder. BLAM... gone.
 
A Phoenix man accidentally blew his ***** off in a supermarket parking lot, after he tucked his girlfriend’s “pink pistol in the waistband of his pants.” According to a stone-faced police officer on the scene in this ABC15 report, the gun then accidentally discharged, sending a bullet directly through his ***** and through his left leg.
Here’s something to consider for those who think that arming more people is the route to take to put an end to gun violence; a security guard in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago was hospitalized this week when the handgun that he was carrying accidentally discharged, and shot off his *****.
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Ok.... exactly what does the part I put in bold have to do with some guy being careless and shooting off his Mr. Happy? Could that bolded sentence be yet another sneaky shot at pushing gun control? Of course it is!!!!!
 
Bikenut said:
Ok.... exactly what does the part I put in bold have to do with some guy being careless and shooting off his Mr. Happy? Could that bolded sentence be yet another sneaky shot at pushing gun control? Of course it is!!!!!
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Interesting how two people can read the same thing and get two different messages. You heard anti-gun commentary. I heard, idiot shoots his tallywacker off because he doesn't realize to keep his booger hook off his bang stick.

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Peggy Reist says it was a .38. Oldgrunt says, Lucky it wasn't a .45. Hillary Clinton says, at this point, what difference does it make anyway.
 
Well...at least he still has his berries. I bet he was slumped over the steering wheel from exhaustion, trying to find his missing twig.

I don't know what would be worse, the gunshot, or having Lorena Bobbit wielding her filet knife, nearby?

What would Jeffrey Dahmer have said to Lorena Bobbit?

Say! You gonna eat that?
 
Peggy Reist said:
No, but I think it'll get him an Honorable Mention. He didn't die, but he can't reproduce either. So he effectively removed himself from the gene pool.
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Yeah, I agree, what a dumb-butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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r1derbike said:
Well...at least he still has his berries. I bet he was slumped over the steering wheel from exhaustion, trying to find his missing twig.

I don't know what would be worse, the gunshot, or having Lorena Bobbit wielding her filet knife, nearby?

What would Jeffrey Dahmer have said to Lorena Bobbit?

Say! You gonna eat that?
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Man, you guys are SICK !

(Guess that's why I like to hang out here.)
 
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