Ringo
A WATCHMAN
A lady shops at the local pet store every week and every week she buys 50 lbs of dog food. The store clerk says, wow, you must have a lot of dogs to purchase 50 lbs. of dog food every week. The lady tells the clerk that she doesn't have any dogs, it's her husband that eats all of the dog food. The clerk then tells the lady that she has to stop her husband from eating that much dog food because sooner or later it will kill him. The lady admits that she has tried to stop him, but he loves his dog food too much to give it up. As the months went by the lady continued to purchase 50 lbs. of dog food every week as usual. Then one day the lady appears at the pet store dressed in her widows togs and the store clerk asked her if her husband had died. She said yes, he died. Then the clerk tells the lady, I told you that eating all of that dog food would kill him. The lady then tells the clerk that it wasn't the dog food that killed her husband. Surprised, the clerk asked what it was that killed her husband. The lady then explained that one day her husband was sitting in the middle of the street licking his balls and he got run over by a truck.
