Live your life like somebody left the gate open

Oldgrunt

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Email from a retired friend.



LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OPEN

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My Travel Plans for 2015

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

You can do your bit by remembering to send this e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.

So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another.

I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!
 
Howdy,

Pretty funny!

Just east of Texarkana, Texas on I-30 is a small town named Leary and for some unknown reason I've always been leary of that place. The Wife and I went through there last month and when the city limits sign came into view I started to at "I don't know why but I've always been leary of this place." but before I could get a word at she said "Don't even fxxking say it!"

Oh well.

Paul
 

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