opsspec1991
Active member
Howdy pardner, thanks for stoppin' on by. I've learnt a few lessons in my life and I'm sharin' them with you.
You'll do a heck of a lot better in life than I did if you learn these simple lessons!
• If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with an active mosquito.
• Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was.
• Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-green meat, now that's bad for you!
• People who are tough never have to tell you that they are. It’s the same with people who are honest.
• Never miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more eloquence than speech.
• The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow.
• Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
• Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
• If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t.
• It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
• Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
• If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some considerable influence, try ordering someone else’s dog around.
• Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is likely a whole lot bigger than you think.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
• When you’re throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.
• Telling a man to get lost and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.
• Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
• When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a person or a critter don’t be surprised if they learn it.
• Generally speakin’. You ain’t learnin’ nothing when you’re the one doin’ the talkin.
• Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
• The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave your face
Go on ahead and pass these lessons on to your friends and family! They'll be thankin' ya!
From:
LESSONS FROM THE TRAIL: AN OLD COWBOY IMPARTS WISDOM
You'll do a heck of a lot better in life than I did if you learn these simple lessons!
• If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with an active mosquito.
• Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was.
• Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-green meat, now that's bad for you!
• People who are tough never have to tell you that they are. It’s the same with people who are honest.
• Never miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more eloquence than speech.
• The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow.
• Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
• Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
• If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t.
• It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
• Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
• If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some considerable influence, try ordering someone else’s dog around.
• Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is likely a whole lot bigger than you think.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
• When you’re throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.
• Telling a man to get lost and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.
• Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
• When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a person or a critter don’t be surprised if they learn it.
• Generally speakin’. You ain’t learnin’ nothing when you’re the one doin’ the talkin.
• Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
• The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave your face
Go on ahead and pass these lessons on to your friends and family! They'll be thankin' ya!
From:
LESSONS FROM THE TRAIL: AN OLD COWBOY IMPARTS WISDOM
