Ringo
A WATCHMAN
A man stands before the judge. The judge tells the man that he's accused of perpetrating rape six times on a lady corpse and then asks him what he has to say for himself. The man tells the judge that it wasn't six times, it was only three. Then he tells the judge that she was no lady, she was his wife. Then he says to the judge, she always acted that way, how was I to know she was dead?
