NotTwoShure
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A Revised and Suggested, Liberal Bill of Suggestions.
Amendment I
“Congress is ask not to make unnecessary laws, as to be determined by Presidential Whims,
Point # 1. Respecting an establishment of religion, (Other than that deemed Politically Correct)
Point # 2.or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; (Unless it interferes with social issues of the time)
Point # 3 or abridging the freedom of speech, (Unless it offends others)
Point # 4 or of the press; (Unless it is pro-progressive)
Point # 5 or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, (In small groups in a pre-approved location)
Point # 6 and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. (Only once a year on birthdays)
Amendment II
A well-regulated militia, (to control stupid voters)
Being necessary to the security of the state,
The right of the people to keep no arms,
Shall not be infringed.
All other Amendments are hereby revoked in order to protect the ruling class of career politicians.
:thank_you2:
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Amendment I
“Congress is ask not to make unnecessary laws, as to be determined by Presidential Whims,
Point # 1. Respecting an establishment of religion, (Other than that deemed Politically Correct)
Point # 2.or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; (Unless it interferes with social issues of the time)
Point # 3 or abridging the freedom of speech, (Unless it offends others)
Point # 4 or of the press; (Unless it is pro-progressive)
Point # 5 or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, (In small groups in a pre-approved location)
Point # 6 and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. (Only once a year on birthdays)
Amendment II
A well-regulated militia, (to control stupid voters)
Being necessary to the security of the state,
The right of the people to keep no arms,
Shall not be infringed.
All other Amendments are hereby revoked in order to protect the ruling class of career politicians.
:thank_you2:
(sent from Occupied SSofA by radio carrier waves)
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