Oldgrunt
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Investment
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news."
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary."
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news."
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million."
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary."
