Thank you.
Last night I decided to take it to the enemy. One scumbag was on the loose but I didn't know where to find him. But I had an idea who did. The bank manager seemed a little off during the robbery, like he wanted the thieves to get away. I decided it was time to have a little chat with him. A credit card and people search website gave me his address. Deciding it was time to cowboy up, I broke into the armored car service that had employed me, put on my uniform, and helped myself to an armored vehicle.
Pulling up to the bank manager's house I weighed my options. Should I play it cool or rush in like the terminator. To hell with it, I decided, no one lives forever.
Hitting the gas I drove full speed into the bank manager's house, smashing through the front wall. He was sitting at dinner with his family when I heroically made my entrance. I rushed from my vehicle and a well aimed shot from my shotgun disintegrated his right knee. A quick session of "enhanced interrogation" got the answers I was looking for. He had set up the robbery to not only line his own pockets but to also use this incident to make gun ownership look bad. He also gave the location of the crackhouse where I could find the last robber.
Enraged by his actions, I dragged him to his bathroom and told him to remember the face of O'Malley as I proceeded to drown him in his own toilet.
It was time to finish this.
