Oldgrunt
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I'm from the government
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin". **
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?" **
"Well, husband #1 was a **Sales Representative; **he kept telling me how great it was going to be. **
"Husband # 2 was in **Software Services; **he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.*
* **
"Husband # 3 was from **Field Services; **he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. **
"Husband # 4 was in** **Telemarketing;** even though he knew he had
the** **order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.** **
"Husband # 5 was an **Engineer,** **he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. **
"Husband #6 was from **Administration; **he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. **
"Husband # 7 was in **Marketing; **although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it... **
"Husband # 8 was a **Psychiatrist; **all he did was talk about it. **
"Husband # 9 was a **Gynacologist; **all he did was look at it.** **
"Husband # 10 was a **Stamp Collector; **all he ever did was lick it.....
God I miss him. **
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".*****
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?**
**
"You're with the **
**"**GOVERNMENT**" *****
*This time **I KNOW** **I'M** gonna get **screwed**."*****
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin". **
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
times?" **
"Well, husband #1 was a **Sales Representative; **he kept telling me how great it was going to be. **
"Husband # 2 was in **Software Services; **he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.*
* **
"Husband # 3 was from **Field Services; **he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. **
"Husband # 4 was in** **Telemarketing;** even though he knew he had
the** **order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.** **
"Husband # 5 was an **Engineer,** **he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. **
"Husband #6 was from **Administration; **he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. **
"Husband # 7 was in **Marketing; **although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it... **
"Husband # 8 was a **Psychiatrist; **all he did was talk about it. **
"Husband # 9 was a **Gynacologist; **all he did was look at it.** **
"Husband # 10 was a **Stamp Collector; **all he ever did was lick it.....
God I miss him. **
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".*****
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?**
**
"You're with the **
**"**GOVERNMENT**" *****
*This time **I KNOW** **I'M** gonna get **screwed**."*****
