I thought this was funny and wanted to share


Unfettered Might

Μολών λαβ&
US Gun Statistics
Various Sources
2-2-5


(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services)

Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
Yes, that is 80 million.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
 

Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

LOL

DJ58
 
Hilarious!!! I have seen statistics before that said more people die from drowning in the bath tub, than from all shootings combined. Just don't take a bath. :sarcastic: You might slip and fall in the shower, and more people die from slips and falls that gunshots. Well it just goes to show you, staying clean will kill you quicker than a gun.:laugh:
 
Conspiracy!

Passing on conspiracy theories! The dictator will not be pleased with you! Big trouble! *lol*
 

New Threads

Members online

No members online now.

Forum statistics

Threads
49,539
Messages
611,234
Members
74,952
Latest member
AJChwick
Back
Top