I Either Have A Lazy Gun Or It's Broken

Deserteagle

Deserteagle

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Maybe one of you can help me out...

I have several guns, but they don't clean themselves. After I go shooting, I always have to clean them myself, and then load them myself too. What a load of crap! My guns are so lazy. Either that or they are just broken, but I think it is just plain laziness.

How do you guys motivate your guns to do things? I keep hearing that guns kill people, so why can't they clean themselves too?
 
They also say that's what guns are designed to do... That must be false though... they're too lazy to even do THAT... I think they are aspiring to be part of Obama's "be lazy and let everyone else do the work" gang....
 
Your guns are just like lots of people. They'll go out and do the fun stuff.

But do anything that resembles work? Why, that's a four letter word.

They're waiting for Obmamaguncleaning to kick in.
 
I know what you mean. Every time I pull on my guns trigger it yells loudly and tries to jump out of my hand. :)
 
They're not LAZY, just MISUNDERSTOOD!!!

They need a little more emotional investment from you, is that too hard to ask?

Why not put out a nice soft cloth for them (like a picnic)
Put on a little mood music (your favorite Action movie soundtrack should suffice)
Then caress them where they like it (mag release, takedown lever, etc.)
Once you have them going to pieces, it's time to spice it up a bit... That's right, time for the lube baby (but maybe the solvent and patches first)
Now don't make the same mistake others have and think you're done after you've finished the old "in and out".. no, no...
Next is more caressing and sliding and getting things to click just right (so it knows that you care.)

Now was that so hard?
 
MadMAF said:
They're not LAZY, just MISUNDERSTOOD!!!

They need a little more emotional investment from you, is that too hard to ask?

Why not put out a nice soft cloth for them (like a picnic)
Put on a little mood music (your favorite Action movie soundtrack should suffice)
Then caress them where they like it (mag release, takedown lever, etc.)
Once you have them going to pieces, it's time to spice it up a bit... That's right, time for the lube baby (but maybe the solvent and patches first)
Now don't make the same mistake others have and think you're done after you've finished the old "in and out".. no, no...
Next is more caressing and sliding and getting things to click just right (so it knows that you care.)

Now was that so hard?
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I think you missed his point!
 
Deserteagle said:
Maybe one of you can help me out...


I have several guns, but they don't clean themselves. After I go shooting, I always have to clean them myself, and then load them myself too. What a load of crap! My guns are so lazy. Either that or they are just broken, but I think it is just plain laziness.


How do you guys motivate your guns to do things? I keep hearing that guns kill people, so why can't they clean themselves too?
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They must be Democrat and vote for a living!
 
I cant believe I used to think of guns as inanimate objects. Guns are people too, and they have feelings too! Ill make sure to keep my guns happy so they dont start killing people when Im asleep.
 
Mine are also lazy family members... two of them are waiting for me to clean them up after vomiting lead at the range earlier.
 
Mine made me carry him around all day today. Never did a thing. Never said a word. Never moved a muscle. When we got home all he said was "your welcome". You believe the nerve of this gun.
 
Maybe mine's pissed at me for feeding him Serbian food... maybe that's why he's not speaking to me. He's lucky I feed him at all.
 
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