I am a Seenager

[Oldgrunt]

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the Whisky Store.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don’t have acne.

Life is good!