How to start each day with a positive outlook

[Oldgrunt]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'...
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

 

[vernsimpson]

Thats good! I have a roll of toilet paper with obummers face on each sheet. I really enjoy going to the bathroom and wiping my a$$!!!!!