How Older Guys Pick Up Chicks

Oldgrunt

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I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought, "Man, these Taser guns are well worth the money!"
 
Nice Dream

LOL... I had a dream but it was a little more then that... When I woke up she was actually in my bed. (:
 
I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought, "Man, these Taser guns are well worth the money!"

LMAO! Thanks for the chuckle! :)
 
Oldgrunt:288769 said:
I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. She did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we were making love, I thought, "Man, these Taser guns are well worth the money!"

Love it! I needed a good laugh.
 

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