Hospital Bill

Oldgrunt

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Subject: Hospital bill

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!







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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
 
Three men stand before God on judgment day.
.
The first, a doctor is asked "why should you be allowed into heaven?"
He responds I was a pediatrician who worked for free helping disabled kids."
"You may enter" Came the voice.
.
The second, a lawyer is asked the same. He responds that he represented the poor and never took a dime.
"You too may enter" came the voice.
.
The third said he was an executive in "managed healthcare" and help write Obamacare.
"You too may enter... for three days... then you can go to hell" came the voice.
 

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